What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

MIT’s Chilling Experiment That Could Prove Gravity Is Quantum - SciTechDaily

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Wasn't it a good timely decision by the Modi government in hindsight to ban TikTok in India after witnessing how TikTok and Red note has become a headache for the government in the US to deal with?

No way

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

What's wrong with white women?

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

How can I improve my sleep quality using gadgets?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

Why cant I motivate myself to go to school (grade 10)?

Just Forget it!

No go.

Still no good.

I'm straight, so why do I love watching guys cum?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is Alan Kay’s view on analytic idealism by Bernardo Kastrup?

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Are MAGA the "useful idiots" for the radical-right billionaires like Charles Koch and Elon Musk?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Ferrari Reveals 296 GT3 Evo for 2026 Debut - Sportscar365

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Club World Cup: Qualified and eliminated teams - FIFA

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Secret leprosy infected the Americas before European arrival - DW

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

Death threats to Astros pitcher Lance McCullers Jr. came from "overseas" resident - NBC Sports