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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:08

Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
MIT’s Chilling Experiment That Could Prove Gravity Is Quantum - SciTechDaily
Next, they tried...
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So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
What's wrong with white women?
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
How can I improve my sleep quality using gadgets?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Why cant I motivate myself to go to school (grade 10)?
Just Forget it!
No go.
Still no good.
I'm straight, so why do I love watching guys cum?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is Alan Kay’s view on analytic idealism by Bernardo Kastrup?
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Are MAGA the "useful idiots" for the radical-right billionaires like Charles Koch and Elon Musk?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Club World Cup: Qualified and eliminated teams - FIFA
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Secret leprosy infected the Americas before European arrival - DW
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Death threats to Astros pitcher Lance McCullers Jr. came from "overseas" resident - NBC Sports